fatggot:

can u get a tan from ur brightness set to max on your laptop

(via xattty)

fatggot:

my diet consists of 90% potatoes

(via beyoncebeytwice)

mariocnes:

i like sleeping because its like being dead without the commitment

(Source: fatggot, via crappywok)

fatggot:

sometimes im skinny sometimes im fat

(via likelovelikesuicide)

where are my apple bottom jeans

masters degree in being cuter than u

fatggot:

if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it 

(via slalombaby)

i look a lot like miley cyrus if u close ur right eye then ur left eye

i went to the gay bar n let me tell u it was 99% white girls + a gay guy dancing

fatggot:

i love my boyfriend but by love i mean hate and by boyfriend i mean myself

(via madeleinelights-deactivated2012)